For all live gig, including school talk or university enquiries,
For all literary, translation, media or theatre enquiries,
If you are looking to see if I can come on Strictly Come Dancing or present a poetry travel show, I can.
If you are wondering if I’ll do an advert for period pants, trains or holidays in Spain, I’d love to.
If you are angry because you think my poems aren’t really poems and want to let me know via email,
it’s ok, I’ve already had a few of those messages and wish you a lovely life.